I want a Batmobile-like harpoon* on the front of my car that I can shoot out and catch the people who like to disregard traffic laws in front of me. Cut in front of me, will ya? It's time you learned whole tires are a priviledge!
*said harpoon will also conveniently toss the offender over to the shoulder when the damage is done, thus reducing the danger to other drivers. Because I'm thoughty like that.
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Date: 2002-11-21 05:22 pm (UTC)*said harpoon will also conveniently toss the offender over to the shoulder when the damage is done, thus reducing the danger to other drivers. Because I'm thoughty like that.