And all of about two and a half hours of sleep later...

[napoleonherself]

Last night's dinner looks surprisingly grotesque when viewed on the rebound.

I bet this is the squid jerky's doing. Stupid squid jerky! Don't you remember the good times we had back when I'd get a bag of you every week or two? Why have you betrayed me now? And I wasted my from-mom birthday present on you, too. I am sorely disappointed.

Now let's see if I can sleep now that my stomach is hurting less, I'm no longer shaking uncontrollably, and the apartment no longer seems to be twenty below.