HAY HAN

[napoleonherself]

They're talking on Coast To Coast about how there's Bigfoots in Malaysia or something. I dunno, I'm not paying that much attention. Anyway, I think Bigfoot should appear in Snapperific and he and the turtle should frolic together in fields of spring flowers until Bigfoot is shot and the turtle is left both alone and splattered in his erstwhile friend's blood and brain matter.

Just a thought!

<3,

Jenny.

Or maybe not Jenny, apparently all the cool kids have super special codenames, like The Poopmonster and The Englishman and Doctor Vampire and so on. But the only nickname like that that I can think of that I've ever had is Lampshade. And somehow Lampshade just isn't as cool. I mean, come on, "Lampshade". Bah. BUT! Bigfoot. Yes.

Comments

[whitenoise.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think "Napoleon" is pretty good.

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

Personally I think that is a fantastic nickname!

[stuffy.livejournal.com]

Oh god, YESSSSSSSS

I had a copy of Foretean Times which highlighted that Malaysian Bigfoot calamity, and it even had this incredibly cheesy pulp illustration of this huge manly Bigfoot scaring the crap out of the BEATIFUL AND EXOTIC LADIES OF MALAYA (who happened to be a rubber tapper).

I just wish I could find that issue because BIGFOOT MALAYA :)