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[napoleonherself]

So I was reading the Rotten Tomatoes listing for Dark Harvest 2 (I am not sure why), and I couldn't help but notice the description of the movie and how very different it is from the movie I saw... so here, have some annotations. Warning: spoilers. But then, if you're planning to someday see this movie, and you're NOT planning to be completely wasted for the viewing, then you have more problems than a few spoilers.

"One year after the horrific Halloween encounters of a group of teenagers in a corn maze, the evil presence that occupies it is back not that we would know, because this is a different movie, filmed by different people, at a different location, and it makes no reference whatsoever to the first movie besides also having a corn maze in it, and even more determined to claim the lives that feed it. Unbeknownst to Allie and her older sister and to the audience, as it is never mentioned anywhere in the movie, a farmer who has made a pact with the devil to secure a prosperous harvest has left a legacy for anyone who enters said "legacy" being the farmer himself wandering around killing people. The two girls, dressed as vampires this is apparently an important plot point, enter the field as part of a horror movie they are making, but they become trapped not that we'd know because for most of the movie they're not actually trying to leave, pursued by the ghosts of those who came before The ghosts of two other little girls show up and talk to them a few times. CHILLS!. Now it's up to their father to find them by blundering around being all "girls I can hear you but I can't see you curse this maze" when IT IS FUCKING CORN DUMBASS YOU CAN JUST CUT THROUGH IN A STRAIGHT LINE TO YOUR STUPID KIDS IF YOU'RE SO EAGER TO FIND THEM, with only his completely unexplained and really dumb-looking psychic abilities to guide him." Also apparently everyone in town is convinced he's a dangerous criminal or something, but that is also never explained or resolved.

Yeah. So how is everyone? I'm fine.