Wow.

[napoleonherself]

Six months ago I went around poking LJ for something like this, and found nothing. And now I stumble across it on an idle attempt at another LJ journey. Rock on.

*is fat, is not ashamed, and is quite willing to beat you with a stick if you have a problem with that*

Comments

[fairlina.livejournal.com]

boo yah! power to the big girls! yeeeah!

[thomsirveaux.livejournal.com]

I have no problem with it, 'cause you rock!

However, you may beat me with a stick if it pleases you. No killing, however, as that would hurt.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Aww... not even a little bit of killing?

[thomsirveaux.livejournal.com]

*srednop*

Awwww, why not? It might be fun.

No bugs, however. Anything but bugs. I know you're devious, but have a heart!

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

*kills you by dropping approximately 10 tons of spiders on you*

Just like you asked. No bugs.

I like spiders...

[thomsirveaux.livejournal.com]

....but ten tons? Ouch.

At least I won't have to worry about any girls coming near me with their cooties.

Re: I like spiders...

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Yup. Silver cloud to every lining. Err, cloudy lining to every silver. Um... hi.

[masterbiscuit.livejournal.com]

I have to TOTALLY introduce you to my great friend Amanda :-)

Oh yah, can I add you to my friends list?

L8r

-MB

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Add away. I like being friendededed. Ed.