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[napoleonherself]

http://humanforsale.com

The average value for females is $1,701,196.00. I'm worth $1,206,230.00.

Mmm... substandard.

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[masterbiscuit.livejournal.com]

Is this good for me?
You are worth exactly: $2,461,616.00.

[masterbiscuit.livejournal.com]

Average value for a male is $1,936,951.00

Whoooo I guess I'm worth something then......it's news to me....:-p I actually would be number 74 on the top 100 list......hmmmm *wonders if I can cash in on this*

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're scarily 'spensive.

[masterbiscuit.livejournal.com]

That's probably cause of my IQ and GPA.....it looks like they give high value to that sort of thing (if you read the top 100)

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I'm smart(ish)! I had a good GPA! I had a REALLY good SAT score! But I'm all cheap and stuff.

Ah, well. I'm still better at defenestration than anyone I know!

[masterbiscuit.livejournal.com]

Yes! You can Defenstrate better than anyone I know :-)

Lessee .....my GPA was around 3.5 and that's what I answered. I never took SATs (although if given the chance now, I probably would) so I left that blank. I'm not "Cheap" I mean, I make decent money, but it all goes as fast as I get it *sigh*

[thomsirveaux.livejournal.com]

*is also smart-ish*
You think you're feeling substandard, they didn't even send me *my* value.

I guess there's no way to tell someone they're completely worthless.

Damn.

[thomsirveaux.livejournal.com]

No "polite" way, I meant.

I'm spiraling downward already.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sorry, guess I shouldn't have thrown you out of a window that was so high up, eh?

I don't remember this.

[thomsirveaux.livejournal.com]

As cats always land on their feet, I always land on my head, so there's nothing to worry about.

*hemorrages*

Re: I don't remember this.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Your head is hollow and plastic and got used as an ashtray at least once.

*nods sagely*