yoinked from thomsirveaux's journal

[napoleonherself]

1. Who was the last person you yelled at?
My brother. Blerg, eat him.

2. Who was the last person you kissed?
My kitty. If kitties don't count as persons, then no one. Ever.

3. What was the last memorable book you read?
I just finished THHGTTG again! And now I'm sad it's over...

4. When did you last dance?
Um... in reality? Never, really. But I did a happy dance in SocialMUX a few minutes ago!

5. What's the last thing you want to hear from your parents?
Anything involving the words "get", "a" and "job". Which I only hear from my dad, thankfully. My mom understands the concept of '.03 gradepoints away from scholarship loss'.

6. When did you last go for a walk in the park?
Errrr... never?

7. When did you last do your ironing?
Several years ago. Mmm, wrinkly FFA uniform.

8. When was the last time you smiled all day?
I was smiling for several hours straight yesterday. Does that count?

9. What color of socks do you normally wear?
White, or nonexistent. I'd like to wear tie-dye ones, but darnit, I just can't find any.

10. Did you ever attend a private school?
I's too po'.

11. Do you like stuffed animals?
Yes, they is soft and fuzzy.

12. Have you ever smashed pumpkins?
RARR SMASH!!! Er, no.

13. Can you quote Shakespeare?
I'll have these players
Play something like the murder of my father
Before mine uncle. I'll observe his looks;
I'll tent him to the quick. If he do blench
I know my course. The spirit I have seen
May be a devil, and the devil hath
The power to assume a pleasing shape; um...
Something involving weakness and melancholy,
As he is very potent with such spirits,
Abuses me to damn me. I'll have grounds
More relative than this. The play's the thing
Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.

I think that's pretty good considering I memorized it 'bout three and a half years ago now.

14. Do you like playing baseball?
Hate it. Always have, always will.

15. Are you a neat freak?
Um... in a word... NO.

16. What is the worst injury you have ever given someone?
None that I know of... eheh...

17. Do you ever eat lemons plain?
Why would I?

18. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yup. My daddy tooked me to a shooting range once when I was little. And then he never did again, even though I ASKED him to. Snif.

19. Do you own any knee-high boots?
Um. Okay, that's a mental image I don't want, me in knee-high boots.

20. Are you attached to extreme people?
New from Headgames -- EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME PEOPLE!

21. Do you like swimming in lakes?
Slime, yuck and bugs are not three of my favorite things, thankeesai.

22. Have you ever streaked at a football game or any other public event?
Heavens, no.

23. What is you favorite gemstone?
Giant diamonds with which I may club Brian over the head.

24. Have you gone on many blind dates?
None.

25. Has someone done something extra nice for you?
Just about everyone I know. I'm not sure why everyone insists on being so nice to me, but I'm not complaining!

26. Did you have a crush on any of your teachers?
Nope.

27. Have you ever been lost in a bad part of a city?
I wasn't LOST, but when I was on a tour of historic placey thingies back east, the bus driver decided while we were in New York that it would be a good idea to take a shortcut through the slums.

28. Would you rather have a mint or fruit flavored gum?
I don't really chew gum anyway, so I don't care.

29. Do you have road rage?
I incessantly point out all the driving errors of those around me, but I don't get ragey, no. Helps that I'm just the passenger.

30. Do you ever eat food right out of cans or jars?
Nope. Although I do often dump food from its packaging into bowls or whatever and eat it without any cooking or preparation whatsoever.

31. Has your mind ever gone blank?
When is it NOT blank?

32. Have you ever met anyone interesting at the laundry mat?
Isn't it technically a laundromat? Unless you mean, like, on a doormat made of laundry. At any rate, no.

33. Are you kind?
Eh.

34. Would you give a needy person the shirt off your back?
No, because then people would have to see me shirtless and no one wants that.

35. Do you have any beanie babies?
Two. One bought for me while I was being chopped open and sewn back up, one a snail sent to me by a TATY!!!@!.

36. Would you rather be hot or cold?
Cold.

37. Is the glass half full, or empty?
*throws it out a window* Defenestrated.

38. Do you exercise or work out regularly?
Newp.

39. Could you kill if your life was threatened?
*consults with the voices in her head*
Yes. Yes I could.
(how can I top this one?)

Comments

Re: Hey kids! Can you spot the split infinitive?

[moe4eyed.livejournal.com]

I bought it as a joke, when our class was just starting to read Hamlet. I've never read it all the way through, but I've used it to look up lines every once in a while.

Re: Hey kids! Can you spot the split infinitive?

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I bought it, or rather made my mom buy it for me, because I fell in love with the very concept of its existence the instant I saw it.

I tend to do that a lot with silly things...