*pets fuzzy bears and gets mauled*

[napoleonherself]

I just realized that I'd been awake for about six hours (well, getting closer to seven now, I'm a bit slow about these things), and I still hadn't eaten. About twenty minutes after that, I wandered into the kitchen, vaguely grabbed and ate a cookie, then wandered back into my room before remembering that one cookie does not a breakfast make. Now I have food that is currently too hot to eat, and that I hope I can remember to eat once it cools down.

Honestly, it's a wonder I'm not supermodel-scrawny, the way I keep forgetting the whole 'human beings need food in order to not die' thing...

Comments

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I think all those model-type people are too darn skinny, but then, my viewpoint is a bit skewed.

Poor Bob. *lays flowers on his metaphorical grave*

[masterbiscuit.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna join him in a few minutes here

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

*feeds you Spam to keep you alive*

[masterbiscuit.livejournal.com]

Spaaaaaaam in the place where I liiiiiiiiive
(it tastes gooooood)
Spaaaaaaam in the place where I wooooooork
(use a foooork)

The key is there, to open the can..
The can is there, to keep the spam innnnn..

la la la la la la la laaaa

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Huzzah!