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[napoleonherself]

1. When did you last vaccuum your room?
Never. In fact, I don't think this room has EVER been vacuumed by ANYONE.

Helps that it's a linoleum floor.

2. Would you rather kill a puppy or a kitten?
I'd rather hug and squeeze and love them both!

3. If you were making a smoothie at four in the morning, what flavor would it be?
I know how to make smoothies?

4. Why do clocks only go up to twelve?
What're you talking about? Mine goes up to 42.

5. If you had to have sex with a former president, which one would it be?
None. What're you gonna do, shoot me? :P

6. If you had the chance to slip Martha Stewart rat poison, would you?
Nah.

7. Who is the sexiest cartoon character?
Um... hi?

8. Are you wearing underpants at this moment?
Indeed I am.

9. Don't you love the word "underpants"?
Pantapinnings!

10. Have you ever had a crush on a janitor?
Nope.

11. Do you believe in life after love?
Ow... song in head... get it out mommy get it out... *shoots self*

12. Have you ever started a cult? If not, what's holding you back?
Nobody wants to join my cults. *snif*

13. What is the worst thing you have ever done to someone?
I, er, don't do bad things. Yeah. Yeah, that's the ticket.

14. Have you ever eaten cereal out of a tuperware bowl?
What's tuperware?

15. What does the word "chalkart" mean to you?
Art done with chalk.

16. Your the champion of the world. What do you eat for breakfast?
Missing Apostrophe Crunch.

17. Remember Mighty Max?
Vaguely.

18. If you could shove a large pointy stick up someone's rectum, who's rectum would it be?
I'd rather use the stick to bonk people over the head.

19. Whose worse? Dolly Parton or Brittany Spears?
I happen to like the few Dolly Parton songs I've heard. The same cannot be said for Britney songs, mainly because I have yet to hear one. Mmm... sheltered.

20. Do penguins steal your sanity?
I have sanity to steal?

21. If so, did hot topic tell you that?
Hot Topic tells me lots of things. Just like the beenie babies! (yes, I did mispell that on purpose. It's a reference. Trust me.)

22. Is Nirvana just a band?
Um... they are a band, yes... what else would they be?

23. What is your holiest possesion?
I honestly don't know. I have lots of really really shiny things.

24. What do the sheets on your bed look like?
Green top sheet and pillowcase, burgundy fitted sheet 'cause the green one broke.

25. Are you wearing deoderant?
Indeed.

26. What flavor Slurpee is the best?
Red.

27. Crayons or colored pencils?
Both!

28. Do you walk under ladders?
When it amuses me to do so.

29. When was the last time you went on a rollercoaster?
I don't remember. I don't think any of the rides I went on at fakenDisneyland (AKA the Cali Adventure Park, PLEASE do not go there, IT SUCKS) counted as roller coasters, so the wahs.

30. What is the best color of hair?
Dark. Black, brown, doesn't matter, just dark.

The End.