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[napoleonherself]

1. What's your favorite sort of cheese?: Jarlsberg... or maybe Feta, I dunno. Goat cheese grows on you. Not literally, though, thankfully.
2. Have you ever stalked someone?: I now have permission -- PERMISSION -- to follow my Honors instructor to his home. Granted, that's just for the purpose of turning in essays, but still! PERMISSION to stalk!
3. Been stalked?: Too many times.
4. What type of eyewear are you fond of?: The type that allows me to not be blind.
5. What's your favorite fingernail polish color?: I have some really nice tacky day-glo neon green.
6. Do you dig the Ramones?: Dunno.
7. Have you ever bought that novelty pasta with the silly shapes?: No, but my mom has, because my sister refuses to eat the normal-shaped type.
8. What's your deal on needles?: Having my IV needle moved an average of about twice a day, while I was in the hospital for almost a week, has erased my childhood fear of the sharp pointy things. I looked like a druggie when I came home from the hospital. If I hadn't been post-op depressed, I would've scanned my arms.
9. Gravity: It keeps us from not flying into the stratosphere. Which is good, because there's zombies up there. (Anyone get that reference?)
10. What's your most cherished street sign?: ...um.
11. What lengths would you go to in order to obtain aforementioned sign?: Hi.
12. Why are there so many songs about rainbows?: I actually can't think of even one song about rainbows right now.
13. What do vacuums make you think of?: We need a new one. Pity we don't have any money.
14. Do you save meaningless slips of paper and stuff them in oblong jars under your bed: I stuff them into desk drawers instead.
15. What's in your closet?: Clothing and shoes. Boring, isn't it?
16. What color are your shoe-laces? Black.
17. Are you of this age? Nope. I'm OLD.
18. What is the bestest fruitopia flavor? Don't ask me.
19. Would you pay to hear Michael Jackson speak at a seminar with rabbi shmuleach on child rearing? I am completely and utterly broke, so... no.
20. No shoes? No shirt? No credit?: Apparently.
21. Have you ever purchased metal (chain mail, etc, *not* metallic) underwear?: No.
22. What if, what is this ain't true?: Pass the ants.
23. What's the most you can drink in one sitting?: I've chugged most of a bottle of water in one sitting before, I think.
24. Who killed Bambi?: Hey, Brian, share that steak with me?
25. Have you ever become strangely aroused while contemplating the wording of certain physics problems?: A) I have never taken physics. B) Good Zod, no. C) I can't believe that I've half a mind to make a joke about this one. Must... clean... brain...
26. How many unfinished stories/novels/plays have you written in the past year?: None. I have almost completely stopped writing lately. It's depressing.
27. Would you rather eat a dead baby burger or a McDonalds breakfast sandwich?: I want a sausage biscuit thingy! But mom refuses to go there at breakfast time, because the stupid sibs want lunch food. Blerg, eat sibs.
28. Is property theft?: Um... huh?
29. What's your special area?: Punnet Squares. ...oh, I'm sorry, I thought you meant of expertise.
30. How long do you keep those roses before they go in the trash?: I have never been given a rose. Ever.
31. And when there is no hope ________: let's all go eat some soap.
32. Would you try crack *once*? No.
33. In your vision of a perfect world....where do you live?: Under a roof of some kind.
34. ....who do you sleep with? I would be alone even in a perfect world. ESPECIALLY in a perfect world.
36. How many one legged amish hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?: 42?
37. What's on the wall in front of you?: My Iron Giant poster. Aww yeah.
38. What kind of coffee/tea do you guzzle inordinately?: Chocolatey coffee, lemon or strawberry tea.
39. What are you looking for? Whatever it is, I'm sure it'll be in the last place I look...
40. What's the most you've ever ran up your phone bill to?: 'Bout ten bucks. Collect call to mom arranging ride issues.
41. Name any of your guilty secrets [or ex-guilty secrets or guilty ex-secrets]: No.
42. I met your children, what did you tell them?: That makes no sense whatsoever.
43. Who is your main alter ego? Napoleon. She's almost exactly like the real me except she actually has self-confidence.
44. What's the Sand Bar?: A large bar constructed of sand?
45. When you think of someone who "should've been an abortion," what's the first name that comes to mind?: *raises an eyebrow*
46. Why did the monkey fall out of a tree?: Because I threw it through a window which was also in the tree.
47. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrough owl, anyway?: I didn't know such a thing existed.
48. What's the most time you've "lost" in one night? The entire night.
49. You wouldn't happen to have any power tools?: I have a screwdriver, and that's pretty much it.
50. What happens when the lights go out?: PUDDING FIGHT!!!!! (and Brian can be wrestling naked in it if he wants, I guess...)
51. Why should we buy postage stamps?: To give them to me. Because I collect stamps.
52. What's that noise?: It's 'what's that SOUND', Brian. Not noise. :P
53. Where *do* all the broken people go?: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump-dump-dump... okay, yes, that was bad.
54. Have you ever left class/work/obligations in order to stare at a body of water?: Nope.
55. What are you waiting for?: Me to learn not to wish for things I can't have.
56. What's the strangest hallucination you've ever had?: I once thought I saw a ghost -- I mean, I SAW it. But it was probably a hallucination, now that I'm older and wiser and stuff.
57. Do you keep your brains on ice?: braaaaaaaaaaaaaains
58. What's the sexiest snack food: Ummmm. Okay then.
59. Should people with leprosy and a past history of psychosis be allowed to teach our children?: If they can get certified to teach like everyone else,t hen sure, whynot.
60. Where's the warrior without his pride?: In the toilet. FLUSH! FLUSH!
61. Which of the ten commandments have you broken?: I dunno.
63. Who has angered the volcano god?: The volcano god's 16-year-old kid, by wrecking the volcano god's car.