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[napoleonherself]

*starts up The Sims*

*clicks on a house, waits for it to come up, switches from second floor view to first, unpauses it, and queues up one action for one Sim*

*watches the game do its shutdown thang*

I love it when I don't even get a full minute of gameplay before it goes kaboom.

eMachines suck.

Comments

[master-sock.livejournal.com]

Why would you want to play for an entire minute anyways?

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

It takes a loooong time to set up the really gratifying killings.

Not that I was playing for killing this time (no, seriously, I wasn't!), but still. That's a very good reason to want to play for more than a minute. :P

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[master-sock.livejournal.com]

Nah, a minute is all you need.

[penguintotem.livejournal.com]

I know your pain; last week I was using IM (ICQ, AIM, and MSN) and my eMachine crashed 4x in one hour! GRRRRR!

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

It should be illegal to sell eMachines! And everyone who's ever owned one should get a really really nice system to compensate. I've suffered through ownership of two eMachines, so I'd get two good computers. Or one evil sentient supercomputer. Either way.

[chiaaysa.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yeah, I occasionally off my Sims as well, Just the annoying ones, in very creative ways. I'm a sick puppy, I know.

But at least I'm not bricking REAL people up in tiny rooms filled with dollhouses, bookshelves and a single lit fireplace.

That would cost way too much.

[master-sock.livejournal.com]

It costs more, but the extra money is worth it. It's a lot more fun.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

And you wuold know this from experience, then?

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[master-sock.livejournal.com]

Ummmm...NO! ....

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Uh huh, suuuuure.

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[master-sock.livejournal.com]

You can't prove it.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I don't have to. For, you see, *kills you*

By my second-favorite method... starvation. ;)

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[master-sock.livejournal.com]

Second favorite?

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Fire, baby, fire. Aww yeah.

FIRE!

[ex-quagmire1.livejournal.com]

Yeah!
Just give them no electrical skills and set them off to do some cooking!

Re: FIRE!

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Or have them light a roomful of fireplaces. Up your room score while you kill your creations!

Re: FIRE!

[chiaaysa.livejournal.com]

Sick puppies. I love you all.

Fire and drowning seem to be the only immediate way to kill a sim, though. Not like they have sim guns or anything.

Re: FIRE!

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

There are objects that were specifically designed to kill Sims... a shower, a bag of chips, a flamingo, and a computer. Right now I can't remember where to get them, though, blerg.

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[master-sock.livejournal.com]

You have a point. Fire is fun and all. I think I'd rather burn than starve though.

[chiaaysa.livejournal.com]

True, true. But on the Sims, they don't get officers knocking on the door, searching for said burned people. That would be a problem I'd run in to, should I try this new brand of fun.

'sides, I'd have to repaint the room afterwards. Smoke damage and all.