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[napoleonherself]

The Top 13 Little Known U.S. History Facts

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7> Rhode Island is a mythical place invented by William Randolph Hearst to sell more papers.

Comments

[master-sock.livejournal.com]

Does that make me a myth too!?

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Yep.

Re:

[master-sock.livejournal.com]

Ok, ok, tis true. Ya found us out. There is no such thing as Rhode Island. It's all a conspiracy. My name is really Sven and I'm from Canada. They hired me when I was just a wee lad to pretend I was from Rhode Island. It makes it seem more convincing. So my job for the past 13 years has been to parade around the internet and in real life saying I'm from Rhode Island. I've been all over North America spreading my Rhode Island propaganda.

Are you happy now?! You dragged the truth from me.

[thomsirveaux.livejournal.com]

They "hired" you.... uh huh.

I'll bet you "happened" across some cows, and eyes aglaze and mouth drooling, followed them away.