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napoleonherselfOkay, I know there's a lot of terrorist-related hoaxes going around, but this one is true, I swear. I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from her hairdresser who heard it from his cousin who heard it from her neighbor who heard it from her daughter who heard it from her former roommate, so it must be true!
You see, apparently my friend's friend's hairdresser's cousin's neighbor's daughter's former roommate was dating a guy from Afghanistan right up to the week before the attacks. He disappeared, she got a letter from him telling her to not get on an airplane on September 11, not to go to any malls on Halloween, plus, on top of this, he pleaded with her not to go to her job or her classes at any time during the month of November.
In light of the 9/11 attacks, she immediately of course turned the letter over to the local cops, who then passed it on to the Effa Bee Eye. Considering the fact that one of my friend's friend's hairdresser's cousin's neighbor's daughter's former roommate's ex-boyfriend's warnings has come true, I'd suggest we treat the others with all due gravity, especially that last one. Therefore, we should all stay home and chill for the entire month of November.
It's for our own good.
Disclaimer: yes, this is a joke. If you even have to ask then something is very very wrong with you.
You see, apparently my friend's friend's hairdresser's cousin's neighbor's daughter's former roommate was dating a guy from Afghanistan right up to the week before the attacks. He disappeared, she got a letter from him telling her to not get on an airplane on September 11, not to go to any malls on Halloween, plus, on top of this, he pleaded with her not to go to her job or her classes at any time during the month of November.
In light of the 9/11 attacks, she immediately of course turned the letter over to the local cops, who then passed it on to the Effa Bee Eye. Considering the fact that one of my friend's friend's hairdresser's cousin's neighbor's daughter's former roommate's ex-boyfriend's warnings has come true, I'd suggest we treat the others with all due gravity, especially that last one. Therefore, we should all stay home and chill for the entire month of November.
It's for our own good.
Disclaimer: yes, this is a joke. If you even have to ask then something is very very wrong with you.
