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There are no working toilets in this house.

And mom woke me up early and stole an hour of sleep from me.

Good morning, world.

Mmm, back pain.

The plumber says that our toilets are about 30 years old.

Makes sense. The popularity of Harvest Gold-colored fixtures had, shall we say, a very short half-life.

Mom's apparently getting them replaced with some lo-flows provided free by the city. King of the Hill ep flashbacks, anyone?

I can't believe I'm posting about toilets. Must hang around certain individuals too much. If that's possible.

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Just turned on the cam again, for anyone who's bored. I know I should leave it on more often, I just forget.

This is so very, very wrong... and yet I'm amused

Your mother squeezes bin Laden in hell.