Fear the power of the phantom black spork

Yes, I have a black spork. I got it from Taco Bell along with some yummy nachos. The spork alone was worth the buck, but the nachos were a nice addon.

Mom picked me up after skull and tooked me to the maul, and came in with me. And together we literally walked the entire mall, upstairs and down. To get an idea of what this entails, please to be clicking here. I hit up a bunch of stores for apps. Wizards of the Coast and Sam Goody wouldn't give me anything. Kay-Bee Toys, Spencer's, Torrid, and Bath & Body Works all gave me apps even though they weren't technically hiring. Waldenbooks... is hiring. Gleee. My chances of getting hired are pretty low, but still. Would rock to work there. They also have the last Douglas Adams book there. 24 bucks that I don't have. Sigh.

After wandering in circles for that nice long span of time, I suckered mom into buying me nachos, which is why I have the spork. Yay spork.

There was something else I was gonna post, but I forget what it was. So, uh, yeah. Mmm, Tang.

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Oh, I remember what else I was going to post.

A cute puppy in the mall pet store chewed on my hand.

Thank you.