"Before Stonehenge, there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge. But, uh... but a big bad wolf came and blew

Some people have to be sneaky and/or dishonest to skip school. Me, I just stick a post-it on my door saying "don't wake me up today as I'm not going to school," and no questions are asked. It was like that in high school, too. Only I didn't communicate via post-it on my door in those days. Just "don't bother waking me up tomorrow, mom, I don't feel like going anywhere." "Okay, then, I'll call you in sick so we don't get a call from the automated 'your son or daughter was absent' machine."

I was also left all by myself for about four hours today. It's fun knowing that I could easily get into all sorts of trouble if I wanted. Of course, if I did want to do bad things, then I wouldn't have such tasty freedom. So it goes.

In case you're wondering, the wild-and-crazy thing I did while skipping school and home alone was: watch episodes of Gargoyles and Excel Saga.

Woo yeah. I'm just a cyclone of action.