Exchange at work today:
Jessica: [talks about how she knows various ways to break people's feet and kneecaps due to her self-defense class]
Steve: [expresses discomfort that she knows al this]
Jessica: "I promise never to use any of this against you, okay?"
Steve: "Well, that's one person I'm safe from."
Me: [waving and smiling pretend-innocently] "Hi, Steve!"
Steve: [turns aside, puts hand to head] "Oh god no."
It was quite amusing.
I won't be turning in my programming assignment tomorrow. This is because I was stupid and procrastinated it till today, and then realized that I don't have the slightest clue what I'm doing with it. I can't even get the first bit to compile, and there's four bits, and I hadn't finished writing the first bit, just enough that I needed to see if it would compile before doing anymore.
Damn me and my nonworking brain.
Also, I am suddenly typoing a lot more than I usually do. It's getting rather annoying. I'm not sure why it's happening; I've been using this keyboard for a couple weeks, and my hands have not been injured or anything, to the best of my knowledge. I just... suddenly can't type.
Tra la la la. Stupid comic, be done without my having to bother with you! ...drat, didn't work.
Jessica: [talks about how she knows various ways to break people's feet and kneecaps due to her self-defense class]
Steve: [expresses discomfort that she knows al this]
Jessica: "I promise never to use any of this against you, okay?"
Steve: "Well, that's one person I'm safe from."
Me: [waving and smiling pretend-innocently] "Hi, Steve!"
Steve: [turns aside, puts hand to head] "Oh god no."
It was quite amusing.
I won't be turning in my programming assignment tomorrow. This is because I was stupid and procrastinated it till today, and then realized that I don't have the slightest clue what I'm doing with it. I can't even get the first bit to compile, and there's four bits, and I hadn't finished writing the first bit, just enough that I needed to see if it would compile before doing anymore.
Damn me and my nonworking brain.
Also, I am suddenly typoing a lot more than I usually do. It's getting rather annoying. I'm not sure why it's happening; I've been using this keyboard for a couple weeks, and my hands have not been injured or anything, to the best of my knowledge. I just... suddenly can't type.
Tra la la la. Stupid comic, be done without my having to bother with you! ...drat, didn't work.