I blame the tiredness for this. Also, why have birds been tweeting all night? Weird birdies.

Today was purple.

I got out of bed at gunpoint. Rarr. Five more minutes, Mr. Gun-toting Maniac.

I feel a bit strange because I just ate a large quantity of paint.

I'm so stoned.

Last night I had to throw this guy out a window. But he deserved it.

I want to tell the world to eat toes. But not my toes. Someone else's.

I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in an alternate dimension. Well, it was ages for me, but maybe not for this dimension. I'm a bit fuzzy on that.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat, which does not actually exist. It's a magical digital camera.

I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award. DESTROY!@!!!!@#!111one

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have tripolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron. Because you are. I hate you.

My eyebrow itches.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with SARS.

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