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napoleonherselfToday was purple.
I got out of bed at gunpoint. Rarr. Five more minutes, Mr. Gun-toting Maniac.
I feel a bit strange because I just ate a large quantity of paint.
I'm so stoned.
Last night I had to throw this guy out a window. But he deserved it.
I want to tell the world to eat toes. But not my toes. Someone else's.
I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in an alternate dimension. Well, it was ages for me, but maybe not for this dimension. I'm a bit fuzzy on that.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat, which does not actually exist. It's a magical digital camera.
I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award. DESTROY!@!!!!@#!111one
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have tripolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron. Because you are. I hate you.
My eyebrow itches.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with SARS.
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I got out of bed at gunpoint. Rarr. Five more minutes, Mr. Gun-toting Maniac.
I feel a bit strange because I just ate a large quantity of paint.
I'm so stoned.
Last night I had to throw this guy out a window. But he deserved it.
I want to tell the world to eat toes. But not my toes. Someone else's.
I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in an alternate dimension. Well, it was ages for me, but maybe not for this dimension. I'm a bit fuzzy on that.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat, which does not actually exist. It's a magical digital camera.
I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award. DESTROY!@!!!!@#!111one
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have tripolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron. Because you are. I hate you.
My eyebrow itches.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with SARS.
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