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I am composed of pure elemental suck.

That is all.

Headbanging to pirate metal does seem to be a good mood-raiser.

Mecha pointed out something about this song -- the pirates described by it are kind of wimps.

Venerable scoundrels, no blood on our hands
Our engagements are tough, but only for defense [WHAT?]
Carefully we sail around the reefs
To force those die-hards to their knees

Come on, guys! Bloodshed, booze and whores! Get it straight!

At least it's a pretty cool-sounding song if you ignore the silly lyrics.