Submitted without comment.

Although I do have to comment on the Cafepress vendor, which claims to offer "funny original tees". I certainly see what they mean... why, skimming through the "Unique" category, I see a t-shirt that says "Can't Sleep / Clowns Will Eat Me", one that says "Jamaica Me Crazy", and one that says simply "#1 Grandpa". Then, in the "Political" section, there's the "Ayatolla Assahola" option. How do they think of these?