THIRD BASE!

Slappy Squirrel was, as previously stated, the best. Although I think my favorite will always be the one with Daniel Boone, just because of that magical moment when the chorus turns against him (7:30).

Now I am going to eat some gummi worms. Wait, is it the law now that you have to have a Twitter account if you want to tell the world that you're about to eat gummi worms? It better not be the law now. I can't be bothered with all these MyFaces and Twitters and Inter-Tube things that the kids are on about these days.