I'm just so flabbergasted by this that I can't let it go by without comment.

Did you know that in England, they can arrest you just for sitting in Starbucks while dressed as a zombie?

I... I don't think I want to visit England any time soon. The United States is a fucked-up place, but at least I can go outside without wondering whether they declared it a temporarily arrestable offense to be wearing or doing whatever I happen to be wearing or doing at the time.