Unfortunate turn of events is unfortunate.

So Super Awesome Work Guy is taking the entire month of May off work for medical leave. Which sucks for two reasons -- one, it is a lame situation for him, and two, who will I waste time talking about Gundam and things that look like Hitler with *now*? He'll still be in town meanwhile, so at least if I can bother to get off my metaphoric ass and be social-like then we can totes hang out. But, yeah. Open letter to people I like: DON'T GET SICK 'CAUSE THEN I WORRY ABOUT YOU AND EVERYTHING IS ALL ABOUT ME. Kthx.

On the plus side, mmm, kettle chips. And Honest Tea with a spoonful of extra-fine granulated sugar mixed in! Take THAT, apparent inability of Epic's onsite convenience store to restock the sweetened varieties!

Plainly, my life is every bit as newsworthy as the American South's recent meteorological happenstances.