"Woah."

[napoleonherself]

You will marry NEO (played by Keanu Reeves) from The Matrix, live in a big metal ship trying to escape from a world controlled by computers, and spend your days travelling through phone lines, hacking into the Matrix, and dodging bullets in slow motion.

What's YOUR M * A * S * H future?

Yeah, figures, I get stuck with Keanu... I could've spent my days shooting the living dead or slicing and dicing gladiators, but noooo. Hell, I could've lived in a giant elephant with an idealistic poet!

Ah, well, at least Neo comes with computery stuff, that r0xx0rs.