Ugh...

[napoleonherself]

Everything -- everything -- beyond the lj-cut is a sig (with identifying information removed, natch) from an email I just opened. This is very possibly the most annoying sig on earth. Especially since the actual genuine content of the email was ONE LINE.

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                   UndeR CoveR WitH xxxx 
          2 HourS Of YouR Favorite CoveR SongS 
    SundayS 7-9 PM on xxxxam/CablE ChanneL 7 / xxxx.orG
   
/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\
  
From Cxxxxx X. Hxxxxx        Need to talk to me in person?
Genuis Extrodinare                          ICQ : 1xxxxxx9 
Also known as SxxxxxxxN            Yahoo Pager : Sxxxxxxxn
Also known as Cxxt                    AOL/AIM : Sxxxxxxxxn
cxxxxxh@xxxxx.xxxx.edu                       
Cxxx@xxxx.net 
sxxxxxxxxn@aol.com                   
sxxxxxxxxn@bigfoot.com
sxxxxxxxxn@cyberdude.com              
sxxxxxxxxn@cryogen.com 
sxxxxxxxxn@deathsdoor.com               
sxxxxxxxxn@email.com 
sxxxxxxxxn@geocities.com              
sxxxxxxxxn@hotmail.com 
sxxxxxxxxn@mindless.com         
sxxxxxxxxn@mr-potatohead.com 
sxxxxxxxxn@rubyridge.com          
sxxxxxxxxn@thepentagon.com
sxxxxxxxxn@yahoo.com                 
webmaste@ixxxxxxm.com
webmaster@kxxxxxxxxxxs.com      
webmaster@txxxxxxxxxxg.com
   
WebMaster of :
 My Personal Page -- http://geocities.com/southbeach/xxxx
 The *Very* Pathetic Mailing List Page -- http://xxxx.net
 Ixxxx Fxxxx Webpage -- http://www.ixxxxxxm.com
 Kxxx Mxxx Bxxx Fxxx -- http://www.kxxxxxxxxxxs.com
 Txxx-X Txxxxxxg -- http://www.txxxxxxxxxxg.com
   
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The Rainbow Connection -- Kermit the Frog
   
Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and me.
   
Who said that every wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it,
And look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing
And what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
   
All of us under its spell,
We know that it's probably magic. . .
   
. . . Have you been half asleep? And have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
. . . Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors?
The voice might be one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
It's something that I'm s'posed to be . . .
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
   
Laa, da daa dee da daa daa,
La laa la la laa dee daa doo...

Comments

[vwl.livejournal.com]

Geeeez, and I thought my four lines of a James Bond movie was too long and shortened it. o____o;

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Yeah, same here... my old sig was four, five lines, and after a while I decided that was way too long. This guy, though...

Re:

[vwl.livejournal.com]

Well. I'll be keeping my..

"Ten de modote, san nin ni.."
-Chichiri

..then, for the sake of everyone I email. :B

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Yes, keep that and you may live. ;)

Re:

[vwl.livejournal.com]

Or I could go back to, "This message has been brought to you by the girl with a pink lily lamp named Edward." That's only one line! ::proud::

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Hooray!

[malver.livejournal.com]

I keep vacillating between my one-line poemfragment sig, my two-lines of URLs, and three lines combining the two. Usually I go with the lastnamed...
At least this sig (or did it?) didn't have any animated jpgs, .swfs, java, redirects, or other fun "technology" in it. One reason why I have my mailcapable browsers turn off scripting in email...

[blergeatkitty.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...not McQ at all.

Someone needs to draw a little arrow pointing to Perth.

[ex-ford479.livejournal.com]

guy's got a couple of e-mail addresses doesn't he?

And I thought my geek-code sig was long...

[ohamsie.livejournal.com]

I don't even use sigs.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I just have a link to sd in mine, because I like to plug.

You're right...

[amorphos.livejournal.com]

I think it needed more la's. Nothing is ever good with only 2 line's of la's.