(puddic)

[napoleonherself]

Begin unmaking bed. Find book tangled up in sheets. Find four more books tangled up in sheets. Find Jimmy Hoffa tangled up in sheets. Find cats tangled up in sheets. Untangle cats from sheets. Dump cat out of pillowcase. Untangle cats from sheets again. Accidentally snap cat in face with fitted sheet elastic. Laugh at cat. Apologize to cat for laughing. Dump other cat out of pillowcase. Untangle other cat from Jimmy Hoffa. Accidentally snap self in face with fitted sheet elastic. Blame cat. Yell at cat for laughing. Yell at other cat for lying on damp towel. Threaten to blow-dry other cat. Accidentally snap Jimmy Hoffa in face with fitted sheet elastic. Apologize to Jimmy Hoffa for laughing.