Let's prove penguin right!

[napoleonherself]

LJ user:
With the coolest username: blergeatkitty! mew!
With the coolest userpics: I very seldom load userpics... I do like how maboo has all pictures of himself, though.
Most likely to comment in your journal: Judging from my last handful of entries, id_42.
Least likely to comment in your journal: mapricotonkey, since she doesn't even use LJ anymore.
You last added: Uh. smurfkiller, I think.
You first added: moe4eyed? Maybe? Either him or foolman.
You could adopt as a sibling: darkbutterfly! Yay Taty!
Who seems to be on ALL your friends' lists too: steaksammich. Definitely steaksammich.
Who Posts the Most of these Damn Surveys: I don't know?

WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR LJ USERNAME?: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
Okay, okay. I decided years ago that I was Napoleon. napoleon as a username is often taken. Also, I get mistaken for a guy when I use it. Thus, as a next-best, napoleonherself.
Whats the name of your b/f or g/f? crush: That be a secret.
Do you love that person a lot? Oh yes.

Has anyone ever joined LJ because of you? I once posted an entry about how I'd had a hand in about five different people joining LJ. Considering the subsequent flood of "you think too highly of yourself, stop it" replies, none. Nobody. Ever. I'm not important enough to influence people.
How often do you post to LJ? At least once a day.
What is your favorite post you've ever made to LJ? I dunno.
How many of your LJ friends have you actually met? Four, if I'm remembering right.
Have you ever e-mailed or I.M.'d someone you found on LJ? Yep.
Of all of the people on LJ you know of, who is the most like you? wingedfigment has a habit of reminding me of me when I was that age, except she's much littler and, I'm sure, much cuter.
Who is the most intelligent or insightful person you know on LJ? umokay gets pretty insightful for someone who is apparently a fratboy.
Who is your least favorite/most annoying LJ user or community? I don't pay enough attention to those that annoy me to be able to say.
Is your "Significant Other" on LJ? In the interests of paranoia and maintaining secrecy, maybe.
Who is the sexiest person you know on LJ? I... don't know? Jenny's brain doesn't work that way...
Have you ever fantasized about someone on LJ? G-rated fantasies, but yes.