napoleonherself | poit poit narf

Jenny pats John and Chris on the head too so they don't feel left out.
Wing_Zero says "I'll never wash my hair again. ok, so I will. but I promise to feel bad about it"
You say "Go ahead and wash your hair, and then I can re-pat you on the head."
You say "'Head Pattings -- $1'"
Chris gifts you with 12 dollars 50 cents.
You blink at Chris.
You say "How am I to pat you on the head half a time, pray tell?"
Chris says "Hey, that's your job. You're getting the money."
You say "Bah. I'll just have to give you a full pat for the fiddy cents. You've won this time. ;P"
Jenny pats Chris on the head thirteen times for his $12.50.
Chris says "You could have just use 2-1/2 fingers."
Chris says "Used."
You say "How the hell would I use half a finger?!"
Chris hands you a steak knife. :P
You say "Besides options involving knSTOP THAT"