Uhh.

[napoleonherself]

Okay, so this one Galaxies character I have, I made as fat as you can actually make a Galaxies character. I figure hey, there's way too many tiny-yet-big-boobed chicks running around that place, let's get some other representation in.

Until today, Hasri Binove, Twi'lek artisan extraordinaire, has existed blissfully away from the kind of mockery that fat people in the real world face.

Until today.

"Mistik Woska" is a random person who literally came up to me in the wilderness and began bothering me. "Hasri Binove" is me. The other person is some friend of the weird chick.


My favorite part is Mistik's parting shot -- wait for it, it's so brilliantly witty, you'll just die --


It's a good thing I was in a mood to be amused, or this would've seriously depressed me.

Comments

[ryl.livejournal.com]

Now I know that if I ever start playing Galaxies that "not man is going to tip u" if my character is fat and has "Booooobs" that "look like wierd". Truly, Mistik has added to my enlightenment today.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Nah, not man is going to tip u if you're a Twi'lek, is all. Because goodness knows, EVERY SINGLE Twi'lek is an entertainer and thus subsists on tips and has to make good eye-candy. Yep yep yep.

Mistik is quite the philosopher, though, isn't she?

[ryl.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, one of the greats. Right up there with Lao Tzu....'s dog.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh.

"Woof! Bark bark bark growl woof!"
"Such wisdom... here, have a doggy treat."

[kodi]

There's a weird quality of sub-literacy about the dorks on Galaxies, isn't there? It's kind of hypnotic; reminiscent of conversing with someone whose every line sounds like a first-grader who just got dissed and can't manage a good come-back.

"Excuse me big ASSSSSSS chick!"

[ohamsie.livejournal.com]

Maybe she was just roleplaying as a catty snobby twi'lek character. Or maybe, more likely, she is just an ignorant bitch.