"The facts in Iraq have an anti-Bush agenda." - The Daily Show

[napoleonherself]

How can anyone who actually thinks seriously be a Republican? What logic is there behind "oh, yay, this guy thinks poverty is a sin, I will vote for him for President"? How mature is it to respond to Sudan's scolding us over actions in Iraq by demanding that Sudan be yanked from the UN? Whether it should be yanked or not is not the issue. Calling for the yanking just as they protest? Um, yeah, most of us grew out of that whole play-my-way-or-I-whine-to-teacher thing in elementary school.

Someone explain to me why completely fucking over a country in the name of "democracy" when we don't even have that here is an intelligent thing to do. Also helpful: explaining how it is that if Susie and Bobby get married then it's cool, but if Susie and Janie get married then you personally have been hurt. Also also helpful: explaining why your religion gets to decide what everyone else does, because after all, that whole "separation of church and state" thing was just a big joke anyway. No, really. They totally had a giant laugh after Jefferson drunkenly scrawled it in.

Republicans. Oy.
(or at least the people they choose to represent them.)

Comments

[agent-teacup.livejournal.com]

what i don't get is why canada's waaay ahead of the states on the whole same-sex marriage thing when we don't even have seperation of church and state up here.

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Canada has established certain ideals regarding the universal dignity of man in law, but of course, the nation's progress is hindered by their continued attempts to comprehend, and subsequently kill, the precipitation every time it rains.

I'd help them out with this, but as everyone knows, there's only a one-hour per week window to contact Canada, and I've been busy the last few times it came up.

[agent-teacup.livejournal.com]

and yet you seem to be managing to contact me right now, and iiii'm in canada...

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

I merely contacted Livejournal, which is located somewhere in the fifth circle of hell where the rent's more reasonable. The fact that you later saw it from your primitive fortification made entirely of maple syrup and large logs is purely coincidental

[agent-teacup.livejournal.com]

entirely out of maple syrup and large logs, eh?

that's rediculous.

aren't you forgetting the ice blocks. can't make a national igloo without ice...which, of course, grows on trees here. we grow ninety-two percent of the world's ice supply, and export it to all sorts of exciting places.

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Hey, you should know that it was Madison, and he didn't remember to scrawl it in, rather he wrote it in the snow with his...... err..... hiya.

*whistles innocently*