The Trollops of Neighborhood Nine

[napoleonherself]

Man, how come I can't make new neighborhoods through Elisims anymore? It's extra work to copy the template folder. Like... five whole seconds' extra.


See, you have Candie, the "innocent schoolgirl"... Helen the, uh, maid apparently... and Vera the leather-clad dominatrix. And every time they get someone to sleep with them they get another thousand Simoleons. Aww yeah.

I'm not right in the head.

Comments

[darnn.livejournal.com]

You need to research what dominatrixes look like better.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I don't care about authenticity that much. :P

Also, and I'm sure you know aaaall about them, eh?

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

hmmmm....::counts pocket change::....Do you happen to have a thousand simoleons I can borrow?

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Simoleons...? Why, that's COMMIE money! Friend Computer does not like commie money! COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR!

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

Commie what?! I just wanted the chick on the left!

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

FOR ALL YOU KNOW SHE IS LIKE 14

PEDOPHILE

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

Ok, then I will take the one in the middle!

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see, they're just objects for you to select and discard at will! You horrible, horrible excuse for a human being.

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

Well if the one on the left is 15, I don't want her! So I'll take choice number 2.