nerd.

[napoleonherself]

Me: Okay, I'm trying to find the duct tape... I last used it by my bed, and I have a habit of leaving things where I last used them, so clearly the tape is by the bed. However, YOU have a habit of putting things in completely insane places, so clearly the tape is anywhere BUT by the bed...
Mecha: Just look by the bed.
Me: (calling back over shoulder as I go back into my room) So clearly I cannot choose the wine in front of ME!