A Brief Pictoral Essay

[napoleonherself]

Mmmmm... time to enjoy some sweet, sweet chocolate! Why, here's a candy bar purchased from our friendly neighborhood Meijer.


But wait... what's this?


Curses! It appears that my plans have been expertly foiled by the Nestle company. I cannot eat this candy bar, as it is not for girls.

Now that's just mean.

Comments

[yansa.livejournal.com]

O.o

Back East is weeeeird.

[yansa.livejournal.com]

... I have linkèd. *audience gasps*

Smack me with a herring if this is wrong. Smack me with a swordfish if this is right. Smack me with a flounder if it does not matter.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

SWPRDFISH'D!!!!

[yansa.livejournal.com]

. . .
OMGOMGOMGOMG
. . .
it has come to pass

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Okay, so having it on my server makes it load slow enough to make me cry... let's try...

[maboo.livejournal.com]

Wow, Brit Yorkies have the same wrapping too....

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

This actually IS a Brit Yorkie, from the looks of it. The standard required-by-US-law nutrition facts label thing is a sticker, and there's another list of nutritiony thingies that involves crazy things like grams and kcals, and it's got nestle.co.uk printed on it, not .com. It came from the international food aisle, so yeah.

So is all your candy gender-specific?

[maboo.livejournal.com]

Only the Yorkie comes to mind as gender-specific - I think they've marketed it that way since I was a kid at least.

Kinda strange, given that a Yorkie is a yappy little lapdog beloved by old ladies.... at least that's what I associate the word with.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it was intended as a comment on how old ladies should not have yappy lapdogs? I know yappy dogs drive me crazy...

[incoherent.livejournal.com]

I've seen that candy bar... It seems tempting, what with the wrapping at all... But it's really nothing special. XP

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

Therefor you must give it to me!

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Except I already ate it! Ha-HA!

[ohamsie.livejournal.com]

But.....this must mean......??????

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Dun-dun-DUUUUUUUN!

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

But you are a girl! You can not!

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

THIS IS PRECISELY WHAT I SAID

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

And yet I just did! "Just" being relative.