Yawn

[napoleonherself]

I'm bored, so I'm copying Ryl and taking some tests off thespark.com.

Results:

Gender test says I'm a man.

Personality test says I'm a Mastermind (Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker) like "just 9% of the population" (which amuses me because Ryl got the same thing...), which boils down to the fact that I'm good at scheming and could rule the world if I really wanted to.

I am 1% slut (and if this is anything like the millions of standardized academic tests I had to take when I was younger, then there IS no 0%).

I'm 88% pure. 98% of the world is apparently less pure than I.

I'm only 44% untelligent (compared to the average of 60%), apparently because my morality levels are too high and I don't want to take the violent route. The untelligence test calls me "a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman" -- good thing I'm a MAN!

Comments

[ryl.livejournal.com]

If you want real wierd, I've taken that personality test 3 times and each time I get a different result. The first time I was an Accountant, the second time I was a Judge and this time I'm a Mastermind. But my answers never really change.

Then again, I know a guy who took the pregnancy test and turned out to be pregnant. Nine months later, he gave birth to a bouncing baby soccer ball. It's name is Halbert.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I know last time I took the personality test, I was an accountant.

Something tells me them tests ain't altogether accurate...

[ryl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's something about the questions, i.e:

Shaking a baby is
*probably to be avoided
*recommended before opening
*one form of "baby hypnosis"
*all the rage in Canada

That one's my favorite.