Dear neighbors below us:

[napoleonherself]

If you are running your stereo so loud that I can feel it through my feet in my kitchen, your music is too loud.

If you are running your stereo so loud that I can hear the exact bass line in the kitchen, and then come into the living room and pound that bass line back at you via my fists on the carpet, your music is too loud.

If you are running your stereo so loud that I attempt to use the Jurassic Park method of vibration-noticing (i.e. observe a container of water and watch the water ripple), only I cannot because your bass is shaking Gràinne's water bottle itself...

YOUR MUSIC IS TOO LOUD.

Thanks, by the way, for responding to my pounding by turning it UP. You make me glad to live here.

hate,

me.