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[napoleonherself]

Okay, I am now going to make a picture post about frozen treats. You may or may not remember that this is not unprecedented.

First: the Ice Cream Wars!

First, we have our various players...

Irish Ice Cream:


TERRORIST ICE CREAM:


(conclusion: Irish == BOOZE)

And of course

Notice the Oxford cookies! That makes this flavor English.

And what happens when these particular flavors (and a special surprise guest or two) get together? Why...





YES WE HAVE A LOT OF ICE CREAM SHUT UP

But that's not all! We also have the Oozinator-like marketing decision that is... Superman Sticks.

This is a box of Superman Sticks:


Movie tie-in popsicles. Nothing special about them, really, right? Well.... you may not agree, but mecha and I found something about this item to be... a little off...



Yeah... just... something about that placement...


You see, if you put a Superman Stick in your mouth, then at the completion of the act you will get a free Superman download. Um.


I don't think I want Superman's "juice", thank you.

So there you have it, the second and third installments of Jenny Being Weird And Posting Things About Frozen Treats Theater. See ya next time!