On leaving the country.

[napoleonherself]

[00:42:05] d**************u: I know what kage, ho, kaze, and a bunch of other words mean.
[...]
[00:46:19] The Jennybork: I KNOW WHAT 'HO' MEANS TOO
[00:46:24] d**************u: What?
[00:46:41] The Jennybork: IT'S THE THING THE PIMP SMACKS AROUND
[00:46:46] The Jennybork: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
[00:46:51] d**************u: No.
[00:46:54] d**************u: It means 'fire'.
[00:47:04] The Jennybork: SET HER ON FIRE IF YOU REALLY WANT I GUESS
[00:47:09] The Jennybork: THAT'S FIFTY BUCKS EXTRA THOUGH
[00:47:13] The Jennybork: Ohh, I'm going to hell.

I also got to reference this, which is seriously one of the best xkcd comics ever. I love you, Randall Munroe. Have my non-raptor babies.

Finally, a letter.

Dear Approximately Half Of Virginia:

What the fuck. No, seriously, WHAT THE FUCK.

If there were any justice in the world, tomorrow you would all wake up with deer heads stuffed in your mailboxes. Every single one.

Hate,
Jenny.

That's about it.

Comments

I can only agree with you.

[incoherent.livejournal.com]

Dear Approximately Half Of Virginia:

What the fuck. No, seriously, WHAT THE FUCK.

If there were any justice in the world, tomorrow you would all wake up with deer heads stuffed in your mailboxes. Every single one.

Hate,
Jenny. Liz

Re: I can only agree with you.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I guess the lesson is, don't expect much of anything from the South. Unless you really need some white bedsheets ASAP, and don't care if they have faceholes cut in them. Then I bet they can hook you up!