Sadly, we do not have a forwarding address.

[napoleonherself]

We just checked the mailbox for the first time in a few days (as is our wont), and found within it a check, made out to the previous owner of our house, from one "Magna Publications". Apparently she's a freelance author?

Anyway. Our reactions were as follows.

Mecha: "I wonder what kind of publisher Magna Publications is."
[beat]
Me: Porn.
Mecha: Porn.