This is pretty much exactly what it's like living with me.

[napoleonherself]

[We've had a CSA leek in the fridge since Wednesday, so I decided we should make leek-and-potato soup. Then mecha came home tonight with the ingredients for the soup, plus a bunch more leeks. I asked him why he got more leeks; he replied that he had decided he would use most of them tomorrow for soup, and use the remaining one tonight for something else.]

Me: "Oh really? For what?"
[mecha, putting groceries away, doesn't answer]
Me: "What, is it a secret?"
[still no answer]
Me: [extremely exuberant] "Is it a LEEKCRET?!"
Mecha: "Well, now you don't get any."

But he did eventually tell me, so I guess it wasn't a leekcret.

Comments

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I... I think that if the leek starts to spin, that's probably a sign that it's been in the fridge too long.

Either that or that there's a cartoon character in there. And she should get out because she's going to block airflow.