Making sauces and then friends
Oct. 8th, 2013 08:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
napoleonherselfMe: [driving home from a cooking class at Willy Street Co-Op, going 45 in a 35 zone because seriously nobody is around except the guy behind me]
Guy behind me: [begins tailgating]
Me: [makes standard response to being tailgated: slow down by 5mph until they back off]
Guy behind me: [tailgates even harder]
Me: ...really? [slows down another 5mph, thus now going the speed limit]
Guy behind me: [glues himself to my ass and turns on his brights (which, since he's in a giant SUV, are actually high enough that they aren't completely blinding me like his regular headlights were)]
Me: .....
Guy behind me: [guns it, whips around me in the opposing lane, gets ahead of me and then slams on his brakes so hard that a cloud of smoke rises from his tires, before zooming off into the night]
Me: [taps gently on brakes to not run into guy-now-ahead-of-me, then continues on way]
Wow, you guys. He sure showed me.
Also, yay cooking class! I didn't have to do any of the work and I still got to taste a bunch of yummy French sauces. And we took the mushroomy sauce home!
Guy behind me: [begins tailgating]
Me: [makes standard response to being tailgated: slow down by 5mph until they back off]
Guy behind me: [tailgates even harder]
Me: ...really? [slows down another 5mph, thus now going the speed limit]
Guy behind me: [glues himself to my ass and turns on his brights (which, since he's in a giant SUV, are actually high enough that they aren't completely blinding me like his regular headlights were)]
Me: .....
Guy behind me: [guns it, whips around me in the opposing lane, gets ahead of me and then slams on his brakes so hard that a cloud of smoke rises from his tires, before zooming off into the night]
Me: [taps gently on brakes to not run into guy-now-ahead-of-me, then continues on way]
Wow, you guys. He sure showed me.
Also, yay cooking class! I didn't have to do any of the work and I still got to taste a bunch of yummy French sauces. And we took the mushroomy sauce home!
