[cilbuP] The feared pirate Bob says, "So, who's on first?"
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "ARR"
[cilbuP] With a mewing turtle on his head, Tom says, "I don't know."
[cilbuP] With a mewing turtle on his head, Tom says, "No wait, he's on third."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "THIRD BASE"
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "Bah, too slow."
[cilbuP] The feared pirate Bob says, "Wow, a few simple words and we're alredy at third base..."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "WHO'S ON FIRST, WHAT'S ON SECOND, AND MY SPLEEEEEEEN IS ON THIRD OH ZOD PLEASE DON'T SLIDE PLEASE DON'T SLIDE
HOLY CRUD YOU JUST SLID ONTO MY SPLEEN YOU STUPID BASEBALL PLAYER"
Not that I know offhand whether they can slide into third or not -- I seem to remember some set of rules concerning that from PE, but I've sort of tried to block memories of PE out as best I can, so.
Bah. Why must I have this cold? I blame
you.