How odd, I can breathe again. Aren't colds supposed to be WORSE right after you wake up, not better

Mom: "Hey, Jeffrey, I bought something by mistake, and I was wondering if you could eat it."
Me: "She bought rat poison by mistake. You can eat it, right?"

And

Last night I completely forgot about the Gigantic excerpt on TV -- I blame the Martian Death Plague that left me feeling like there was a fire somewhere in the lower reaches of my head, with the smoke of course gathering in my brain and leaving me rather out of it.

Anyone tape it? I'll give you five bucks for a copy. I can even PayPal it to you so you don't have to share my plague!

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Okee, poll closed. It's still there, and you can still vote in it, but it won't be counted anymore. I've already taken note of who the last person to answer was.

I'm not actually tabulating and stuff now because I am tired. Thus, SLEEP. Yes.