Zombie home movies, disco dancing Frankenstein, and homoerotic chain-equipped bishie shows

The Jennybork (12:00:35 AM): I wanna see some zombie home movies sometime. 'braaains. brains? braaaaaaaaains.'
samverick (12:00:44 AM): heh heh
samverick (12:02:11 AM): i thought it was going to get all blair witchy
The Jennybork (12:04:19 AM): Mmm, closeup of zombie nostril.
samverick (12:05:39 AM): i'm so... *sniffle, nose rotting off* braaaaaaaains
The Jennybork (12:06:43 AM): Someone should make a movie like that.
samverick (12:09:24 AM): what would chase the zombies?
samverick (12:09:32 AM): jesus trying to heal them or something?
The Jennybork (12:12:37 AM): Hee! Someone should DEFINITELY make a movie like THAT!
samverick (12:13:02 AM): sounds about on par with jesus christ: vampire hunte
samverick (12:13:03 AM): r
The Jennybork (12:14:12 AM): Heh.
The Jennybork (12:14:42 AM): Maybe they'd be running from rednecks with torches and pitchforks and stuff too. And they'd get chased into a windmill which was in the middle of, like, LA or something, for some reason.
The Jennybork (12:15:08 AM): I'm not sure what would happen after that. Dancing teddy bears, maybe.
samverick (12:16:51 AM): sure
samverick (12:17:03 AM): it could be like the blair thumb, and they could disco dance
The Jennybork (12:19:14 AM): Yes!
samverick (12:25:52 AM): after meeting frankenstein
The Jennybork (12:27:21 AM): Who, it turns out, is an excellent disco dancer.
The Jennybork (12:27:38 AM): And now I have to afk to eat and then watch/laugh at Knights of the Zodiac when it comes on in like five minutes, so.
samverick (12:31:24 AM): knights of the zodiac? that sounds familiar
The Jennybork (12:50:13 AM): Yeah, it's a bunch of prettyboys dressed up in magical armor beating each other up in homoerotic ways. Fun fact, the female 'knights' MUST always hide their faces behind masks, but the guys can look at each other all they want. Allllll they want. If you know what I mean.
The Jennybork (12:50:15 AM): And it's back, so la.
samverick (12:50:34 AM): heh heh
samverick (12:50:39 AM): anime-ish?
The Jennybork (12:50:46 AM): yeah
samverick (12:51:01 AM): ok. i've seen it before.
The Jennybork (1:01:25 AM): Man, I love that show.
samverick (1:01:33 AM): any reason?
The Jennybork (1:01:39 AM): I mean, the one guy in PINK armor even has a CHAIN as his magical weapon... a chain that can MOVE ON ITS OWN. Come ON...
The Jennybork (1:01:45 AM): Well, the humor factor, mainly.
samverick (1:01:48 AM): heh heh
samverick (1:01:56 AM): subtlety at its finest

Yeah, that was hours ago. So?

Also, proofreader monkeys, are you people even logged in? You have to be to see your special post. :P (Andwoo is excluded, since I know you saw it.)

so this is what it's like to be forced towards vehicular manslaughter

Dear (g|G)od, if you exist:

Please make it so I never, ever, ever have to get behind the wheel of a car again. Next time it won't be the tire I murder by ripping it into shreds worse than those around me have ever seen done before, all this being less than five minutes after I actually start out. Next time it'll be a person.

Seriously. I can't drive. I'll never be able to drive. Please make it so I no longer have to prove this over and over again in front of friends and gawking strangers alike.

Sincerely,

me.



I really hate myself sometimes. Now, for instance.