so this is what it's like to be forced towards vehicular manslaughter

[napoleonherself]

Dear (g|G)od, if you exist:

Please make it so I never, ever, ever have to get behind the wheel of a car again. Next time it won't be the tire I murder by ripping it into shreds worse than those around me have ever seen done before, all this being less than five minutes after I actually start out. Next time it'll be a person.

Seriously. I can't drive. I'll never be able to drive. Please make it so I no longer have to prove this over and over again in front of friends and gawking strangers alike.

Sincerely,

me.



I really hate myself sometimes. Now, for instance.

Comments

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Relax, please? You just hit a curb and killed a tire.

Killing a tire is not a crime. Hitting a curb is not a crime. People in this town have been known to hit lots and lots of things and never think twice about it.

There's a curb at 10th and... whatever that road is that runs from the union to Informatics... that actually pulverized under the repeated curbings from buses. they had to remove the little shattered bits. It was am00sing.

Don't worry about it. Honestly. You'll do just fine.

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

Tires are fragile little things. I've killed a few myself. Curbs seem to love to jump out at cars...