Box-office gold!

I have had a simply brilliant idea for a movie, and I do you all a favor by sharing it with you here. This movie would be the fourth Terminator movie. I haven't thought of a good title yet, but hey, that's what Hollywood think tanks are for.

So here's the concept: the Terminator is back, looking for Sarah Connor. Only, here's the thing -- due to a wacky head injury, he thinks his purpose is to grope her! He is joined in his quest by a loveably precocious young boy, who tries his hardest to help his new pal from the future find Sarah Connor while also keeping one step ahead of the neighborhood bullies, who want to steal his lunch money. It's a heartwarming new buddy comedy, full of laughs, adorable one-liners from "Termie"'s new friend, and more sexual assault than you can shake a gubernatorial veto at -- but due to a cameo by none other than Jesus, we've worked the rating down to a PG-13! Remember, kids, if Jesus is in it, its content automatically becomes less objectionable!

See? Pure gold. It'll make millions.

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TOES

Mmmph.

Mecha is at work. He locked his keys in the car, at work. I have a copy of the car key. All it takes is a hop on a city bus and I could unlock the car and save him from having to walk home like two miles when he gets off AT MIDNIGHT.

Pity, then, that I'm so useless that I can't even figure out the route maps.

I get so tired of being this way...