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napoleonherselfAfter getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the Pearly Gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells President Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He delivers a kick to Osama's knee.
Osama is subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.
As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurls him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells President Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He delivers a kick to Osama's knee.
Osama is subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.
As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurls him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
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Date: 2002-01-29 04:54 pm (UTC)I took you online quiz a while ago and am now creating one of my own, but I can't figure out how to have the results as links so people will have pictures to post. if you could help me out I'd be very grateful. I'm sure it's simple, I just can't figure it out
Vanessa
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Date: 2002-01-29 05:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-01-29 04:54 pm (UTC)*dies from the horrible pun*
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Date: 2002-01-29 05:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-01-29 05:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-02-01 02:52 am (UTC)(too bad I didn't have the same excuse when I read it the first time.....:-p)
What ho!
Date: 2002-01-29 07:56 pm (UTC)Re: What ho!
Date: 2002-01-30 01:43 pm (UTC)