"Consult the Mayo, my son."
Jan. 31st, 2002 07:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
napoleonherselfThe Mayo is fun to play with.
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Chris says "O Great Mayo,
fnord spackle poit?" The Great Mayo says "IT IS LIKELY." You die messily. Small Purple Paramecium curls up cutely on Jenny's belly and sleeps in her navel. Chris says "O Great Mayo, will you evade this question?" The Great Mayo says "ABSOLUTELY." You say "it hurts" Chris dies messily. Small Purple Paramecium curls up cutely on Chris's belly and sleeps in his navel. Tom dies messily. Small Purple Paramecium curls up cutely on Tom's belly and sleeps in his navel. You say "it huuuuuurts" You hug The Great Mayo. You say "Silly mayo!" Chris says "O Great Mayo, are you smoking ants or something?" The Great Mayo says "I DOUBT IT." Tom says "O Great Mayo, is Headcheese conspiring against Carlo?" The Great Mayo says "YOU MUST LOOK WITHIN YOURSELF FOR THE ANSWER." You say "O Great Mayo, will you share your ants with us?" The Great Mayo ignores you. You sob. Chris says "O Great Mayo, did you sell pot to Prince Harry?" The Great Mayo says "FNORD." Tom says "O Great Mayo, should I really be finding a sentient mango within myself?" The Great Mayo says "DEPENDS ON WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME." Tom prods The Great Mayo thoughtfully. You say "O Great Mayo, is pi exactly 3?" The Great Mayo says "I AM AFRAID NOT." You snap your fingers. You say "Smart mayo." Chris says "O Great Mayo!" The Great Mayo says "YES." Chris says "Cool." You say "O Great Mayo?" The Great Mayo says "I AM AFRAID NOT." You say "Make up your mind!" Chris says "O Great Mayo, do not answer me, for this is not a question." The Great Mayo says "I CANNOT TELL YOU THAT AT THIS POINT, CHRIS." You say "Heeeee." Tom says "O Great Mayo, are you Satan, goat, pickles, on a sesame seed bun?" The Great Mayo says "I AM AFRAID NOT." You say "O Great Mayo, may I eat you anyway?" The Great Mayo says "PERHAPS." You say "O Great Mayo, seriously, may I eat you? Like, now?" The Great Mayo says "ABSOLUTELY." You happily yell out "WOO! WOO!" You eat The Great Mayo . Mmm... tasty. The Great Mayo glops to itself. Chris says "O Great Mayo, what large bubbles you have!" The Great Mayo says "DEPENDS ON WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME." You blink. You die messily. Chris says "O Great Mayo, are you harboring Osama bin Laden inside yourself?" The Great Mayo says "NO." Chris says "O Great Mayo, are you lying?" The Great Mayo says "DEPENDS ON WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME." You say "O Great Mayo, are you lying?" The Great Mayo says "I AM AFRAID NOT." You say "Dang." Chris says "O Great Mayo, aggle aggle aggle poit." The Great Mayo says "I CANNOT TELL YOU THAT AT THIS POINT, CHRIS." You say "O Great Mayo, would you like some cheeeeeeeeeeese?" The Great Mayo says "I AM AFRAID NOT." Chris says "O Great Mayo, answer this question." The Great Mayo says "YES." Tom says "O Great Mayo, You... big... sausage?!" The Great Mayo says "I AM AFRAID NOT." Tom says "O Great Mayo, look at the size of that cow!!" The Great Mayo says "ABSOLUTELY." Tom says "O Great Mayo, what is the meaning of life?" The Great Mayo says "IT IS LIKELY." Tom says "O Great Mayo, may I turn this potato into a Thunderbird?" The Great Mayo says "I DOUBT IT."
You do your happy dance. Tom says "O Great Mayo, may I turn this Thunderbird into a potato?" The Great Mayo says "YOU MUST LOOK WITHIN YOURSELF FOR THE ANSWER." You say "That took a really long time to type." Chris says "O Great Mayo, why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?" The Great Mayo says "I AM AFRAID NOT." You snicker. Tom says "O Great Mayo, may I potato you Hoberman defenestration geode DSP thrysistor?" The Great Mayo says "IT IS LIKELY." Chris says "O Great Mayo... what was I saying?" The Great Mayo says "I DOUBT IT." Chris says "Nah, not that." You say "O Great Mayo, kablamo kadoodle?" The Great Mayo says "DEPENDS ON WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME." Chris says "Or we could defenestrate the Great Mayo..." The Great Mayo ignores Chris. You jump on The Great Mayo's back and yell in its ear, "WOO! WOO!" You say "...t... th... the mayo has an EAR???" You say "I'm scared..." Chris says "Oh no, the Great Mayo's turning into an organ fence!" The Great Mayo ignores Chris. Chris says "Oh, look, the Great Mayo's wearing a dress. Having an identity crisis, are we?" The Great Mayo says "FNORD." Tom says "The Great Mayo is made of PEEEEEOPLE!!!" You say "Green mayo?" You shudder. Chris says "O Great Mayo, are you made of people?" The Great Mayo says "YES." You say "EEEEK!" Tom dies messily. You say "O Great Mayo, are you made of people's braaaaaaaainsarhgahrghahrhgahghghghghghhg?" The Great Mayo says "ABSOLUTELY." You say "owwwwwwwwwwww" You say "O Great Mayo, may I eat your braaaaaaaaaaaaainsarhgarhgarhghg?" The Great Mayo says "YES." Chris says "O Great Mayo, are you aware that you are on this list of 205 known Communists in the condiment rack at this very moment?" You eat The Great Mayo's brains. The Great Mayo ignores Chris. You boggle at The Great Mayo. You say "O Great Mayo, will you pay attention to Chris already?!" The Great Mayo says "I CANNOT TELL YOU THAT AT THIS POINT, JENNY." You say "O Great Mayo, BITE ME." The Great Mayo says "IT IS LIKELY." You say "I love the mayo." Tom says "O Great Mayo, ZOOM? THERE-BOING!" The Great Mayo says "NO." You say "O Great Mayo, will you marry me?" The Great Mayo says "YOU MUST LOOK WITHIN YOURSELF FOR THE ANSWER." You snap your fingers. You say "THe nonasnwers aren't funny!" Chris says "O Great Mayo, will you marry Jenny?" The Great Mayo says "I AM AFRAID NOT." You sob. Tom says "O Great Mayo, is Jeb Bush an evil Blue Bird in disguise?" The Great Mayo says "YES." You say "Dude, I just got burned by A JAR OF TALKING MAYONNAISE." Chris lights you on fire! Owowowowow! You say "O Great Mayo, should I post a log of this to my LJ?" The Great Mayo says "ABSOLUTELY." You say "O Great Mayo, am I currently on fire?" The Great Mayo says "YOU MUST LOOK WITHIN YOURSELF FOR THE ANSWER." Jenny looks within herself... hmm, ash. Yep, she's probably on fire. Tom says "O Great Mayo, are you wearing baloney-filled slacks" The Great Mayo says "I CANNOT TELL YOU THAT AT THIS POINT, TOM." Tom says "?" Chris says "O Great Mayo, did you have improper relations with that ketchup bottle?" The Great Mayo says "YOU MUST LOOK WITHIN YOURSELF FOR THE ANSWER." You snicker. The Great Mayo says "IT ALSO DEPENDS ON WHAT THE DEFINITION OF 'IS' IS." Tom says "O Great Mayo, are you infused with the juxtaposed goodness of sweet relish?" The Great Mayo says "PERHAPS." Tom says "O Great Mayo, was I-595 designed by Pat Lawlor?" The Great Mayo says "FNORD." You say "O Great Mayo, want some Tang?" The Great Mayo says "I AM AFRAID NOT." Chris says "O Great Mayo, what kind of oracle are you if you hate Tang?" The Great Mayo says "I AM AFRAID NOT." The Great Mayo says "ACK, I'M STUCK!" Chris says "O Great Mayo, you ask a question now, and I'll answer." The Great Mayo says "PERHAPS." Chris says "O Great Mayo, O Great Mayo?" The Great Mayo says "I CANNOT TELL YOU THAT AT THIS POINT, CHRIS." Chris says "O Great Mayo, repeat yourself. O Great Mayo, repeat yourself." The Great Mayo says "IT IS LIKELY." Chris says "O Great Mayo, you suck." The Great Mayo says "PERHAPS." You die messily. Chris says "O Great Mayo, do I suck?" The Great Mayo says "YOU MUST LOOK WITHIN YOURSELF FOR THE ANSWER." You say "O Great Mayo, I'm a corpse." The Great Mayo says "DEPENDS ON WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME." You poke The Great Mayo playfully. It says, "*gurgle*" Tom says "O Great Mayo, can the meaning of life be found in the fluff behind a radiator?" The Great Mayo says "I AM AFRAID NOT." Chris fills The Great Mayo with spackle. Chris says "O Great Mayo, will I AFK now?" The Great Mayo says "YOU MUST LOOK WITHIN YOURSELF FOR THE ANSWER." Chris says "Wrong answer." Chris afks. The Great Mayo says "LET ME CHECK MY NOTES..." <adamjaskie> YOU CANNOT SAY LOL(tm) I TRADEMARKED IT ... This guy's gonna have a hard time proving his case... You say "Hee." <adamjaskie> CEASE AND DECIST THOU FOUL TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENTERS Infringementers? You say "O Great Mayo, does this guy have a case?" The Great Mayo says "IT IS LIKELY." You say "O Great Mayo, you're lying, aren't you." The Great Mayo says "ABSOLUTELY." You say "Thought so." Tom pastes the mayo's replies back at him. You happily yell out "WOO! WOO!" Tom says "O Great Mayo, would any of this happened if I had talked to the girl with the Pac-Man lunchbox?" The Great Mayo says "PERHAPS." You say "O Great Mayo, are you really a demon sent to destroy us all?" The Great Mayo says "YES." You say "Cool!" You say "O Great Mayo, will you go after the newbies first?" The Great Mayo says "I DOUBT IT." You say "Dang." |
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I laff
Date: 2002-01-31 07:34 pm (UTC)Can I use gmud to get there?
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Date: 2002-01-31 07:47 pm (UTC)The port and the whatchama IP thingie.
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Date: 2002-01-31 07:52 pm (UTC)xidus.net:6250
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Date: 2002-01-31 08:40 pm (UTC)You people reference a lot of the same things my IRL friends and I do.
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