Yersh.

[napoleonherself]

I have as of this moment received 4,910 comments on my LJ.

You know what to do.

Comments

[chrisxk.livejournal.com]

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[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Precisely.

[thomsirveaux.livejournal.com]

Go check how many comments mine has received and gnash my teeth at the disparity?

[thomsirveaux.livejournal.com]

Or spamming, yesh.

I'm lazy, though, so this is all I'm contributing.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Oh, fine, BE lazy, then! ;P

[thomsirveaux.livejournal.com]

You don't have to tell ME twice!

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

*tells you three point one four one NEGATIVE FIVE!!! nine times*

[malver.livejournal.com]

Green (past their sell-by dates) eggs and Single Point Addressed Multiply, coming your way...

(Horsey has forgotten what the goal was again...)
(Horsey gets dropkicked by Cleo over a goal, just not the goal.)
Ow.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Quite a kickin' foot Cleo has there.

[malver.livejournal.com]

Ouchbouncethiseowbounceisarghbounchtrue.

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

That is such a cheap trick to get comments! I won't fall for it!

[ohamsie.livejournal.com]

I will. The claw is my master.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

The claw decides who will go and who will... go out the window.

[malver.livejournal.com]

Windows of opportunity, egoistic windows (windows of me)... and then, well, just windows with a lot of glass that hurt a lot to go through and through which it's a long way down.

"Now we'll hit the window!" "Like a bird." (Many apologies to Scott Adams.)

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Well, who said it hurt to go through glass windows?

Unless I *want* it to hurt, of course. Then, hooboy, does it ever smart.

[ex-ford479.livejournal.com]

Graaaaaaah!!!!

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Wheee, zappy eyes!

[summonillusion.livejournal.com]

How did you, um, check?

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=insert_username_here&mode=full

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[summonillusion.livejournal.com]

Oh right, it lists it there!

[id-42.livejournal.com]

31 more. =O

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Whee!

[vxo.livejournal.com]

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

*roots around for a mayo jar*

[vxo.livejournal.com]

Sorry, my toilet demon ate right through it. I knew I shouldn't have refused its request for pastrami on rye.