I am *so* on a roll today.

[napoleonherself]

In the past two hours or so, I have:

* Spilled Tang all over my desk
* Flooded the bathroom
* Ruined a roll of toilet paper in the act of flooding the bathroom
* Ruined a roll of paper towels by accidentally sending them rolling across the dirty kitchen floor
* Knocked over and nearly broken a lamp
* Nearly flooded the kitchen

Do I rock, or what?

...what.

Comments

[malver.livejournal.com]

Erp.
Ow. Not good. Nothing to feel bad about, though, surely? These things happen :( ...
This is then probably not the best time for me to mention that my dastardly & evil plan to take over the world introduce you to a certain friend of mine (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=napoleonherself&itemid=348344&nc=25) is moving in the right direction, then... (see, oh, somewhere around comment #19...)
-conspiratorial horse pushing things along. Mind, friend in question is on UTC+1 time...

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Dastardly and evil plans amuse me. Yep.

[darkbutterfly.livejournal.com]

*hugs you* I still love you!

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Yay! Taty still loves me! All is right with the world.

Plus there's no longer orange puddles on my desk.

Re:

[darkbutterfly.livejournal.com]

hey, you pay for LJ... is there any benifit to it?

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Stays up more often. Access to directory. More userpics, can do polls, can create new journal styles, can create new moodthemes. Plus it gives me a good feeling to know I'm doing my part to support LJ. Yeah, I'm such a goody-two-shoes.

[id-42.livejournal.com]

*wishes he had the money for a paid account, for the whole supporting-lj reason*

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Ha! Ha! I'm more of a goody-two-shoes than you are! ;P

...wait, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[id-42.livejournal.com]

I dunno, but.. are you, really? I want a paid account just because of the support issue.. and not because of the benefits. =O

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I'm mainly in it for the goodies, to be honest. The fact that I'm paying my part of the server bills is just a feel-good bonus on top of everything else.

Additional Disclaimers

[aki-dreaming.livejournal.com]

We will add today to the list of thing that contain no Mr. Saturn, Share and Enjoy, Fnord...

Eep! There's me in my brain. At least I am safe from my own disasters. I'm still at work.

Re: Additional Disclaimers

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

What if you accidentally hit the 'make building collapse now' button?

Re: Additional Disclaimers

[aki-dreaming.livejournal.com]

LOLOL!!! A friend of mine has a great shirt. It says "Bomb Squad--If you see me running, try to keep up." I love that shirt. I would assume the same idea applies to this situation...

Re: Additional Disclaimers

[id-42.livejournal.com]

LOL

Re: Additional Disclaimers

[malver.livejournal.com]

Of course, for some people- that's quite true.

Re: Additional Disclaimers

[stuffy.livejournal.com]

*wants a 'make building collapse now' button for himself* :(